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Loserville Lyrics

 

WE DON'T FIT IN

You know we just don't fit
with the crowds or the clicks
yeah we never seem to stick
you know we just need love
you're always pullin' out the rug
we never wanted in your club...oh no

We try but we don't fit in
we try and try but we don't fit

Like a square in the round
hole in the boat sinks down
we don't feel welcome in the town
We always get picked last
we are the nerds in the class
you're gonna punk us as we pass...oh no

We don't care about your magazines
we don't ever want our MTV
we don't need your phony music industry

We're not members of the popular scene
we're the ones you're gonna cut from the team
anymore i've got a really low self-esteem



FREAKBOY

I've always been a bit confused
but i've gotten really good at bad news
I get it all the time
I never really get things right
and I never seem to get an invite
I guess I'm not the type

Everybody's calling out the Freakboy
come on come on come on I'm a catastrophe
Everybody thinks I'm such a loser
I don't like people,
cause people hate people like me.

I never seem to measure up
and just about the time i wanna give up
they cut me down to size
I know it really hurts to hear
everytime they tell me I'm SO weird
I wanna run and hide


VIKKI THE PUNK

Vikki standing there across the room
covered in a cloud of doom
waiting to accend
She's so funny with an evil wit
in the middle of the pit
slammin' with her friends

She's a ten with a safety pin
and i love her spunk
She's a punk...she's a rocker
She's a punk..and I want her
in my life

Black lips speak and always seem to say
words that take my breathe away
bubble up my skin
Maybe I should learn to play guitar
get on stage and be a star
she might like me then

She's a ten with a safety pin
sick of all that junk
She's a Punk....


CALL IT A CRUSH

Another lonely night in loserville
fetal position on the couch
thinking about you makes my face breakout
and fills my mind with doubt

You'll never know how it hurts me so much
And I guess that's why the call it a crush
It breaks me down and it hurts me so much
And I guess that's why they call it a crush

I'm just a citizen in Loserville
I've never had someone like you
When you're around it makes my legs go weak
and i forget how to speak

You make me feel alive
It eats me up so much inside

You'll never know how it hurts me so much
It breaks me down and we don't even touch
Well I guess that's why they call it a crush


THE LUCKY ONE

This has gotta be a dream
She's sittin' right beside me here tonight
I don't care where we go
When she takes off her halo
everything's alright...yeah it's alright

She's an angel
on heavy metal wings
flying on a string
it's a strange phenomenon
She's goin out with me
and I cannot believe
I'm so lucky
Look at me, yeah I'm the lucky one

Vikki in the black attire
pasty like a vampire
pale and white
I put on my best
and take her straight to Ozzfest
Everything's alright...yeah it's alright


LOVE INC.

We've got love, love comin' out of our ears
we've got love takin' care of the tears
we've got bliss it's off of the charts
we've got love when we're fallin' apart

It's none of your business
if we love the company
it's none of your business
so let's go

Love, Love Incorporated
Love Incorporated

We've got love, love and it's just us
we've got love when we get in a fuss
we've got white teeth, beautiful feet
we've got eyes melting under the heat

We're on top of the world 
we're on top of the world
and we won't come down


DRUG OF CHOICE

Never did drugs
Never lived thug
Never been in love 
with a chemical high

Never been close to an overdose
You could be the fix to a miserable life

Got ya runnin' through my brain
and I'm trippin on your voice
I'm addicted to you now
You're my favorite drug of choice

Never did dope
always said nope
but I'm just a junkie 
for the things that you say

Under my skin like medicine
and I'm feeling better every single day

I know we've got the chemistry
And you could be the remedy
And you could be the one to heal my pain

THESE DEAD FLOWERS

You make me laugh
You make me cry
You make me wanna live
You make me wanna die

DOWN (A FUNNY GIRL)

Everybody loves a fun girl
baby, you're the one girl
queen of the town
Bringin' me down

Wish she wasn't so appealing
pickin' up my feelings 
off of the ground
Bringin' me down

Gave my heart to a funny girl
she's making me a wreak
she's a funny girl
Oh I know she wants somebody else
she's a funny girl

She's so good at playing poker
making me the joker,
freak and a clown
Bringin' me down

She's so funny like a tumor
I don't like her humor
when I'm around
Bringin' me down

RIP IT LIKE A BAND-AID

Pushin' me away
push away
pushin' me away
pushin' me away

Ya always wanna fight
wanna fight
never get it right
never get it right

Don't drag it out
don't make me wait
Just do it quick don't hesitate
This is the end 
I'm not afraid

Just rip rip rip it like a band-aid

Gotta break it off
break it off
gotta break it off
gotta break it off

Gotta get away
get away
gotta get away
gotta get away

HARD GOODBYES

Did I do enough?
Did I say too much to you?
And now I'm broken and confused

Could I change your mind?
Do you need some time to breathe?
Or sit and watch me while I bleed

Tramatized, people die
baby's got blue eyes
I've heard it all a thousand times
and still I wonder why

It's so hard to say goodbye
when I say goodbye to you

AFTERTASTE

Like a sore on my lip
I just keep gettin' bit again
Gave you my trust 
but you tell me we should just
be friends

Why does everything
that's suppose to make me glad
always make me so so sad?

All I wanna know is
Why does love taste so bad?

With the pain and the doubt
I thought I had it figured out
by now

Well I won't cut my wrists
but I've gotta get through this
some how

I may have to live
with my mom and with my dad
or maybe in a bachelor pad

All I wanna know is
Why does love taste so bad?

LOSERVILLE

Stuck in a rut
stuck in my room
Playing guitar
feeling the doom

All I can do
All I can say
Everything good
taken away

In your life
What ya gonna do in life
when all you wanna do is die
Better figure out this time
You're never leaving Loserville

Losing my mind
Losing my shirt
Tearing it down
fill it with dirt

Making the grade
Making mistakes
Praying to God
give me a break

I think I'll follow all of the hype
(Just like at school)
and be a big celebrity type
(I'm no one's fool)
I think I'm gonna change my name
To something cool

A ROCK STAR NOW

Well, I knew you would leave me
cause you never believed me
when I told you I'd make it someday

Well, I've got a confession
yeah I used my depression
and I wrote a hit song about you

Baby, I'm a rock star
Baby, I'm a rock star now

Well, you said I was crazy
and you thought I was lazy
but I got me a big record deal

Now I ride in a limo
and I'm makin' a video
and I'm in all the rock magazines

I'm the toy you played with
I'm the joke you laughed at
I'm the freak you see now
there on MTV

You're the one who's greedy
you're the one who's needy
Yeah, you'll need a backstage pass
to come see me

THE OUTCASTS

Trip and spit and knock us down
We're the losers, we're the clowns

Freaks and geeks don't fit the plan
Step right up and raise your hand

Metal boys...Gothic girls
You and me will always be
The Outcasts

Social dregs of the world
You and me will always be
The Outcasts

Punks and poets on display
We take abuse, we lead the way

All you individualists
Step right up and raise a fist

We try but we don't fit in

And in the end you wake up
just to find 
it's all in your mind
And everything's a dream



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